Intelligent Vietnamese

[Dangminhthao]

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. The American asked the Vietnamese:
-What kind of "ese" are you?
-Excuse me?
-What kind of "ese" are you?
-Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant.
-Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?
-Oh! I am a Vietnamese.

After 2 hours. The Vietnamese asked the American:
-What kind of "kee" are you?
-What? What do you mean by key?
-Are you monkey, donkey or Yankee!!?

[Reporter]

It took him 2 minutes to understand, 2 hours to revenge, and 2 centuries to pride!